Monday, April 18, 2005


Holy Chicken Breast, Batman!

As I was about to dig into my usual lunch of my dorms "baked chicken," I quickly stopped in my tracks as my eyes met this wonderful relic. I have the utmost respect for Pope John Paul II and I could not believe the resemblance I saw between my piece of chicken breast and him. I am deeply touched that I was chosen to receive this possible visit from the Holy Father. I would now like to share this beautiful likeness of Pope John Paul II with you. And unlike all the unoriginal grilled cheese and Pope hat chips, this is the Only celebrity chicken breast on eBay at the time of listing.

Ebay listing

Pope chicken
wouldn't be nearly as funny if that picture weren't so fucking creepy AND it's going for a hundred and fifty-four dollars.
I know! WTF. I never got anything worth 50 cents out of my school dinning hall.. I got sick to my stomach..

Obviously I wasn't paying enough attention to the shape of my food.
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