Thursday, April 21, 2005


License to Drive

Whatever Happened to Corey Haim?

Youth + Success = Trouble
aren't you glad that you were not a child star?
I dressed up as Haim for Halloween about three years ago. I spiked my hair and said "heh!" a lot. Then I took 14 vicodins, puked on three girls from Arkansas and threw ice cubes at Feldman doing his goddamn little Michael Jackson dance again. I fucking hate that guy.
oh my god-- he looks sooooo bad! i think i'm going to go exercise right now. if i look like that when i'm 33, you all can help me pull the trigger.
who the hell is alex?
alex = friend of a friend from long ago, maker of a very fine album, and zookeeper of his own thoughts (see 'sevenonefour reasons' in the sidebar).
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